Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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