at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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