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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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