So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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