we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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