Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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