I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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