this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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