so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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