Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Bring me that man meat
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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