Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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