Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Send help, water and tortillas.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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