I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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