Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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