We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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