how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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