He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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