Old men and throwing up are my life now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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