No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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