We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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