the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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