Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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