Apparently you make a good broom.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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