The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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