dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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