His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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