My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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