and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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