Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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