i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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