i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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