So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
