"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
you made out with another girl for some wings
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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