This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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