just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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