where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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