Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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