its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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