Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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