He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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