hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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