And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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