FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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