I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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