Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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