Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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