I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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