it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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