either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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