i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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