i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
