The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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