I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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