i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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