it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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