I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
