Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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